“I’ll tell you something. I’m glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of w*****s like you would’ve been. A sleeping partner’s one thing but you’re in a f*****g coma! No wonder you’ve got an energy crisis your side of the water. But us British… we’re used to a bit more vitality, imagination, a touch of the Dunkirk spirit, know what I mean? The days when yanks can come over here and buy up nelson’s column, and an Harley street surgeon, and a couple of windmill girls are definetly over”.

“Now look”….

“Shut up you long streak of paralyzed p!ss. What I’m looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world. Culture, sophistication, genius… a little bit more than an hot dog, know what I mean?

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